One of the perks of being tapped into an international network of pro gamblers and pro bookies is that I get a lot of information. Most of it is quite useful but of course, some of it is not. Well today I spoke to a few sportsbook managers who informed me that you all got KILLED yesterday and the blood of retail gamblers is running down the streets of America. Me, being an idiot who knows nothing about professional betting, also had my ass handed to me courtesy of the Buffalo Bills – don’t worry fellas, I couldn’t have used that $60k you just cost me in my Survivor Pool.
Anyway, the pain and humiliation I’m feeling is balanced out by the fact that I ended “up” on the day and the Tannenbaum Tout looks like it was the only paid NFL gambling system that actually made any money in Week 3 of NFL, (at least according to our members – feel free to prove me wrong). This “golden nugget of cash” buried in the “turd of survivor pool loss” got me thinking about the original reason we started this site: to be Champions of the People and to yes, Make Touting Great Again. (Whether you love Donald Trump or hate him, you have to admit that he’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen before and he has some fantastic catch phrases.)
So how do we make touting a respectable profession again? Well it starts with 100% transparency and publishing your full picks record, and we’ve done this since the beginning so…CHECK. Next you need to give away enough free picks that your loyal fans can use them to win money, which they can then turn around and use to buy your paid gambling service to make even more money. CHECK. Finally, you need to have a heart filled with nothing but benevolence for the people you’re serving and ensure that everything you do is ultimately for them. CHECK.
With all of that in mind, I’m pleased to announce that the stable geniuses of the Sports Information Network have decided to make Mondays Great Again by selling you Monday Night Football packages for $5, enabling you to extract revenge on your bookies and online sportsbooks for the pound of flesh they’ve taken from you on Sundays and get paid bigly. Aren’t we nice guys?!
With this amazing NFL gambling system your bookies will be on the receiving end of the pain. You can do whatever you want to them – grab em’ right in the props…anything! When online touts are sending their picks they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing hedges. They’re bringing stale lines. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. So go tell your other paid picks service that they’re fired!
Just click the Buy Now button below to send $5 to our PayPal account and your email will be immediately added to the distribution list. If you don’t have a PayPal account it gives you an option to use your credit card. No, we don’t get to see any of your credit card or personal info so it’s totally safe and secure. All of your excuses not to try the Tannenbaum Tout are now over – it’s safe, affordable, and most importantly, it will Make Monday Nights Great Again.
Quote from one of SIN’s founding fathers, AnonymousGamblr:
“I will build a great NFL props tout – and nobody builds touts better than me, believe me – and I’ll sell them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great props sheet for the gamblers of the world, and I will make their bookies pay for that sheet. Mark my words.”