Make Mondays Great Again with MNF

SIN Make Mondays Great AgainOne of the perks of being tapped into an international network of pro gamblers and bookies is that I get a lot of information. Most of it is quite useful but of course, some of it is not. Well today I spoke to a few sportsbook managers who informed me that you all got KILLED yesterday and the blood of retail players is running down the streets of America. Me, being an idiot who knows nothing about professionally laying action, also had my ass handed to me courtesy of the Buffalo Bills – don’t worry fellas, I couldn’t have used that $60k you just cost me in my Survivor Pool.

Anyway, the pain and humiliation I’m feeling is balanced out by the fact I ended “up” on the day and the Tannenbaum Tout looks like it was the only paid NFL gambling system actually profitable in Week 3, (at least according to our members – feel free to prove me wrong). This “golden nugget of cash” buried in the “turd of survivor pool loss” got me thinking about the original reason we started this site: to be Champions of the People and to yes, Make Touting Great Again. (Whether you love Donald Trump or hate him, you have to admit he’s unlike anything ever seen before and has some fantastic catch phrases.)

SIN Trump TannenbaumSo how do we make touting a respectable profession again? Well it starts with 100% transparency and publishing your full picks record, and we’ve done this since the beginning so…CHECK. Next you need to give away enough free picks that loyal fans can use them to win money, which they can then turn around and use to buy your paid picks service to make even more money. CHECK. Finally, you need to have a heart filled with nothing but benevolence for the people you’re serving and ensure everything you do is ultimately for them. CHECK.

With all that in mind, I’m pleased to announce the stable geniuses at Sports Information Network have decided to make Mondays Great Again by selling Monday Night Football packages for $5, enabling you to extract revenge on bookies and offshore betting sites for the pound of flesh they’ve taken from you on Sundays. Aren’t we nice guys?!

With this amazing prediction system bookies will be on the receiving end of the pain. You can do whatever you want to them – grab em’ right in the props…anything! When touts are sending picks they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing hedges. They’re bringing stale lines. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. So go tell your other service they’re fired!

All  excuses not to try the Tannenbaum Tout are now over – it’s safe, affordable, and most importantly, it will Make Monday Nights Great Again. To conclude, a quote from one of SIN’s founding fathers, AnonymousGamblr:

I will build a great NFL props tout – and nobody builds touts better than me, believe me – and I’ll sell them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great props sheet for the people of the world, and I will make their bookies pay for that sheet. Mark my words.

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