NBA 2017 – Another January Recap

Houston Rocket SunglassesWhy won’t January end? The planet’s worst month just won’t go away. And why is AnonymousGamblr such a slavedriver and making me recap our NBA results every week? Do any of you even care? I’ve already accepted the fact that most people who read these don’t want to make money beating bookies so I personally think these recaps are a waste of time. I guess the one service they do provide is to show we are fully committed to being 100% honest with our record, even when we lose.

Oh, but wait. Riiiight. We actually rocked close to a 60% win percentage again last week, so you just know that AG just wanted to have me brag about how great we are. Sooo… we’re great!! No one cares that we have the best results in professional NBA gambling – it’s sad but true.

To be fair to the Whip Master, I do have to say that it’s honestly surprising that more people don’t buy our NBA picks. It doesn’t make sense – we have the best prices of any touts in the industry, our picks consistently win above 55%, we’re totally transparent with our record in these stupid amazing recaps and we have the coolest lobster-related marketing plan in the world. What’s not to love?

Oh, and at the risk of burying the lead, the official Sports Information Network syndicate of betting experts also smashed an insane record on game lines last week, hitting a whopping 73% of them over 4 days. This is winning on an epic scale – results like this are never seen in the tout world. And simply in the interests of full disclosure, I should remind you that before this week, our NBA game line plays were by far the weakest of all our offerings, hitting a meagre 50% for the season.

I guess maybe the answer is that some people just don’t like gains, or more specifically, should not have them. These people never seem to win in life. You know, it’s like when AnonymousGamblr drunkenly buys $5,000 worth of some crypto currency called Tron because an even drunker friend thinks it sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember kids, never drink and crypto trade – you’ll wake up hung over and broke.

Anyway, here is everything you could have had last week for $25…


Game Lines: 8-3

Props: 32 – 23 – 1


Jan 16

Orlando +8/8.5 W

New Orleans +5.5 W

KA Towns (MIN) Pts u21.5 +100 W

Anthony Davis (NO) Pts+Rbs o37 -115 W

Rajon Rondo (NO) Pts u9.5 -115 W

Kyrie Irving (BOS) Pts 26 +105 L

Dennis Smith (DAL) Pts+Rbs+Asst o24.5 -120 W

Jusuf Nurkic (POR) Pts+Rbs u23.5 -115 W

Jimmy Butler (MIN) Pts+Rbs+Asst u35 -115 L

Jeff Teague (MIN) Pts+Rbs+Asst u26.5 -115 W

Bizmak Biyombo (ORL) Pts u9.5 -105 L

Bizmak Biyombo (ORL) Rbs u10.5 -115 L

Anthony Davis (NO) Rbs o10 -115 W

Kyrie Irving (BOS) Pts u25.5 -105 L

Jayson Tatum (BOS) Pts u15.5 -115 W

Devin Booker (POR) Pts u25.5 -105 L

Jusuf Nurkic (POR) Pts u15.5 -115 W


Jan 17

Atlanta +2.5 W

Chicago +8.5 W

Charlotte -2 W

Avery Bradley (DET) Pts u16.5 -115 L

E’Twaun Moore (NO) Pts u13 -115 W

Hassan Whiteside (MIA) Pts+Rbs u27 -115 L

Enes Kanter (NY) Pts o12 -125 W

Lauri Markkanen (CHI) Pts o15.5 -115 L

Brandon Ingram (LAL) Pts+Rbs+Asst u25.5 -120 W

Julius Randle (LAL) Pts+Rbs u23.5 -115 W

Dwight Howard (CHA) Pts u16.5 -115 L

Tobias Harris (DET) Pts u17.5 +130 W

Taureen Prince (ATL) Pts u12 -115 W

Enes Kanter (NY) Pts o12 –115 W

Kevin Durant (GS) Rbs u8.5 -120 W

Julius Randle (LAL) Pts u15 -115 L

Ricky Rubio (UTA) Rbs+Asst o8 -115 P

Joe Ingles (UTA) Pts u9 -115 L

Wilson Chandler (DEN) Pts o9 -130 L

Blake Griffin (LAC) Pts u24 -115 W

Milos Teodosic (LAC) Pts u10.5 -120 L


Jan 18

Minnesota +5 L

Philadelphia +5 W

Orl/Cle o228 L

JR Smith (CLE) Pts o7.5 +100 L

Isaiah Thomas (CLE) Pts u18 -115 L

Joel Embiid (PHI) Pts+Rbs u35.5 -105 L

Dario Saric (PHI) Pts u14.5 -130 L

Dario Saric (PHI) Rbs u7.5 -105 W

Damian Lillard (POR) Asst u7.5 +100 L

Ben Simmons (PHI) Rbs+Asst u13.5 -115 W

Dario Saric (PHI) Pts+Rbs u21 -115 L

James Harden (HOU) Pts+Rbs u33.5 -130 W

James Harden (HOU) Asst u8.5 -125 W

Chris Paul (HOU) Rbs+Asst u16.5 -110 W


Jan 19

San Antonio +5.5 W

Detroit +1 L

LA Lakers +2 W

Hassan Whiteside (MIA) Pts+Rbs u29.5 -120 L

Bradley Beal (WAS) Rbs+Asst u8.5 -120 W

John Wall (WAS) Pts+Asst u33.5 -120 W

De’Aaron Fox (SAC) Pts u12.5 -115 L

Courtney Lee (NY) Pts+Rbs+Asst u19.5 -120 L

Joe Ingles (UTA) Pts u9.5 -105 W

Kyle Anderson (SAN) Pts u8.5 -115 W

Joe Johnson (MIA) Pts+Rbs+Asst u28.5 -135 W

Bradley Beal (WAS) Rbs+Asst u8.5 -115 W

John Wall (WAS) Pts u23 -130 W

John Wall (WAS) Pts+Asst u33 -115 W

Will Barton (DEN) Pts u17.5 -115 W


Game Lines Season: 32-27 (54.24%)

Props Season: 222 -149 – 10 (59.84%)


So if wanting to reap returns getting down on professional basketball, $25 gets a week of winning selections. Or spend $0 and stick to your system. As long as you’re hitting 61% or above, you’re doing better than us. Congrats!

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