There can be no doubt that the Sports Information Network is indeed compromised of the world’s foremost gambling experts, hell-bent on proving their talents to the world. Where else but here last week could you find a $1,052 winning superfecta wager for the Belmont Stakes under a gorgeous image of a flock of My Little Ponies? Folks, the system works. This website might look like a “burner phone”, but we know what we’re doing.
So fresh off of SIN’s gift of Jacques Tannenbaum’s Belmont superfecta, we’re back in your face to sell you crap you don’t need, (well…you don’t need it if you’re already an expert gambler who focuses on international soccer). That’s right, SIN is now expanding it’s sports gambling handicapping service to include soccer picks and you really couldn’t be more excited!
Yes – you should be absolutely over the moon because the Sports Information Network 2018 World Cup Gambling Pick Package is going to turn the “Beautiful Game” into a moneymaking extravaganza. Just imagine how amazed your friends will be when you tell them who’s going to win the game before it even starts. What a parlour trick! You’ll be the most popular dude at the party…the sad parties full of unemployed people you’ll be going to at 11am since this year’s tournament is in Russia. Thanks, Obama.
World Cup 2018 Betting Picks
So what kind of betting picks are we selling for the 2018 World Cup? Well, only winning ones, of course! Just kidding, they’ll probably all suck but they’ll be much better than anything that you could come up with on your own, (don’t get angry, you know it’s true). Seriously though, we are going to be focusing on MoneyLine plays for all of the qualifying games, as well as the knock out rounds, all the way up to the finals.
We are guaranteeing a minimum of 60 total plays during the entire tournament, however the final number of picks will hopefully be closer to 70 or more. This is because we are planning for some of them to be live bets and we have no way of predicting the lines that are going to be available, so if lots of the bookmakers are on top of the action there might not be much out there to feast on.
IMPORTANT: This year’s World Cup is in Russia, (you know, because they’re dominating the world at the moment), so the games are going to be on early in the morning in North America and run throughout the day. If you’re not going to be able to get bets in between 8am and 3pm EST as we send them out, you shouldn’t buy this WC gambling package…or any WC gambling package for that matter.
REALLY IMPORTANT: Let me clarify what we’re selling, there will NOT BE ANY PLAYER PROP SHEETS like the ones we usually sell for NFL and NBA. These picks will be game plays only, with some specific props mixed in. For example, at halftime there might be a juicy prop on Player X scoring another goal, or a goalie t0 finish with the shut out, or what have you. We will try to find the soft numbers and send them on to you, but…
MOST IMPORTANT: We are going to do our best to find shops to hammer the props, but we sell picks to gamblers all over the world so we’re just not able to find every place that has the weak lines. Therefore, you will be responsible for finding the lines yourself and getting your money down, however if we’ve already found some we will of course forward this information on to you with the pick.
Buy World Cup Gambling Picks
So now you’re literally pulling the hair out of your own head as well as the heads of those around you trying to figure out how you’re going to buy these winning 2018 World Cup picks and get rich from gambling so you can tell your boss to shove it and quit your crappy job. Don’t worry – those feelings are more than natural and you’re not alone.
Well, you can quickly and safely buy with PayPal which will allow you to use your PayPal balance or a credit card like VISA or MasterCard, so you do NOT need to have a PayPal account to buy with a credit card. Again, just because PayPal is facilitating the secure financial transaction, it does not mean that you need a PayPal account – just use your VISA.
And how much are we charging for this glorious betting package stuffed with winning plays that also makes you appear more attractive to women? Only $24.99 for the entire tournament!! How does that taste? (Answer: it tastes like “freedom”.)
Since we’re guaranteeing a minimum of 60 picks throughout the tournament it’s less than .50 cents a play, which no one in their right minds can argue with. It’s an absolute steal.
PLEASE NOTE: The name on the PayPal account will show as James Miller.
For those of you who like to
hide gambling purchases from your wife be more discreet, we also accept ANY form of cryptocurrency – we honestly mainline the stuff. Simply contact us for a transfer code and you’ll be sorted out in a few minutes.
To confirm your purchase, please email us at sportsinformationnetwork[at]gmail[dot]com and you will be ready to rock and roll.
All transactions are 100% safe and guaranteed, and you can read more about our excellent standing in the industry on the SIN Twitter account, which most people agree is terrible, but packed with winning picks and photos of lobsters in whacky and hilarious settings. In short, we’ve been around long enough that you can trust us with a couple of bucks.
2018 World Cup Gambling Expert
There was only one person who’s associated with the Sports Information Network that could be tapped for this job, and that’s the incomparable Liam Mahoney – gambling expert to the stars. He’s the man who brought you the amazing March Madness Gambling Picks a few months ago that bettors from around the world immediately fell in love with.
I’m sure you all remember this juicy nugget from AnonymousGamblr’s
drunken rant professional sales pitch:
Well, our guy can asses these things. Incredibly well. So well in fact, that we can spend an entire article making fun of ourselves when we are supposed to be selling this ground breaking college basketball betting system.
Well now you know – our “guy” was Liam Mahoney. Why didn’t he want his name and profile on the site? Because he’s just that type of guy. He’s not in this for the fame, he’s not in this for the glory, he’s in this to challenge himself and take on the book…and believe me when I tell you that he takes this stuff very seriously.
In our constant quest to be a 100% transparent gambling service, I’ll tell you the absolute honest truth about Liam – he really, really, really doesn’t want to do this. Seriously, I’ve been busting his onions constantly to join The Network and it’s always the same crap, but finally after standing outside his bedroom window with a ghetto blaster he agreed to be the one to help you light that extra cash in your pocket on fire. What a swell chap!
Why Buy World Cup Picks?
So ya, Liam doesn’t want to do this but I’m making him do it because I’m mad that no one thanked us for giving away Jacques Tannenbaum’s WINNING BELMONT SUPERFECTA, or thanked us for any of the free NFL and NBA numbers we gave away every night this year, or for the modern day pieces of electronic art that we constantly publish on Twitter, otherwise known as SIN Memes.
So my plan is to make Liam do this, (knowing that he’s going to kill the books), offer the package to you for a ridiculously low price, and then I’m going to publish all of our results at the end and rub everyone’s noses in it who didn’t buy. Sound good? Cool.